Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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