Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I was not drunk enough for that final.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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