: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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