she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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