your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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