glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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