I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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