Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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