Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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