We won't sleep together?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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