Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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