I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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