We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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