This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
