FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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