for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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