This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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