Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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