hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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