She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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