i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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