This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
