problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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