he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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