the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i now understand why vodka
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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