walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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