Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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