Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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