5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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