In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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