so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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