talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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