I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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