just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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