sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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