oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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