Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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