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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?

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(417): View more from Missouri

i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.

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