so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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