i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So much Jack, so little girl.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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