hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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