if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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