You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
A bitchslap is in order.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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