is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
