You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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