I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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