How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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