i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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