Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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