This is not my ceiling
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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