I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I would fuck him just for his dog
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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