I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
