Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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