My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize
