Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize