so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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