i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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