it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The air was thick with penises
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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