How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dick very happy bro
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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