If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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